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"It's like, if we had a negro child, and someone actually had the gall to tell the world about it," insisted Mrs. Cheney.  "That's the same, despicable thing we.... uh, someone else did to John McCain in 2000, in South Carolina. And we're just as outraged as he was!"

Mr. Cheney grumbled in agreement.