28 January 2002 Welcome to my new website!
Fairly       unbalanced
The Faux News Channel We Distort .   .   . You Cry

We report (whatever fits our agenda)
You decide (who the truly biased media are)

Hang on to your seats, folks...

- If you're fed up with the hypocrisy of America's least unbiased news network, then this site will surely make you smile.

- Oh, it's not much, and I don't have a great deal of time to devote to it, but I hope you find this stuff as laughable as the Fox "News" Channel itself.

Write me -- junior_samples@rednecks.com